{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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