{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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